You know when you’re drowning, you don’t actually inhale until right before you black out. It’s called voluntary apnea. It’s like no matter how much you’re freaking out, the instinct to not let any water in is so strong that you won’t open your mouth until you feel like your head’s exploding. But then when you finally do let it in, that’s when it stops hurting. It’s not scary anymore. It’s - it’s actually kind of peaceful.


Holy shit.


Holy shit.


if you stare at me in public my self esteem will drop 100%

"Eu acredito no respeito pelas crenças de todas as pessoas, mas gostaria que as crenças de todas as pessoas fossem capazes de respeitar as crenças de todas as pessoas."
- José Saramago

All the single ladies

All the single ladies

step one, discredit the witnesses. step two, introduce a new suspect.
                                 step three,  w e   b u r y   t h e   e v i d e n c e .

"Nothing ever ends poetically. It ends and we turn it into poetry. All that blood was never once beautiful. It was just red."
- Kait Rokowski (via writingsforwinter)

- There are times where I’d like to belong… Does that sound funny?
- Not to me. Not at all.


 Arup Kumar Dutta


What Really Happened: Purple Wedding

Conceal, don’t feel.



this is honestly still the funniest thing i have ever seen

that’s freakin’ amazing considering how heavy his front paws must be


i want to be so famous that people misspell my name just so it can be their url